Civil SERVANT.

This reminds me of the day I was released from Queen Mary's hoospital on cruthes and had to go to 'sign on'. A civil servant of African origin threatened to have me arrested because I created Cain after being made to wait from opening to closing time - without being interviewed. Had I been an illegal with a few spare illegal pounds stirling in my boat hook, no doubt the ethically correct civil service would have serviced my needs. I doubt it. Legitimate servants always appear to be disposable - another empty bottle.

clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk Police hunt illegal immigrants after civil servants helped them get passports Police are hunting illegal immigrants who acquired genuine British passports with the help of two corrupt civil servants. Jobcentre employee Charles Myton, 28, of Tooting, was facing jail today for signing seven fraudulent passport applications in a four-month period in 2003. He was being sentenced at Croydon Crown Court after being found guilty of seven counts of forgery. Valentina Costley, 43, of Deptford, charged people up to £3,000 to falsely complete passport applications on their behalf. Others whose passport applications were signed by Costley included a drug dealer and someone with a violent criminal record. Det Insp Nick Downing of Operation Maxim which tackles immigration crime, said: "We do not know who these people are but they are travelling around the country with genuine British passports.

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Do your political leaders look like this?

Gordon Brown has beliefs and wants to save Africa - unfortunately he can do nothing for former servicemen?
David Cameron has ensconced himself with all (too many) former school buddies and take advice from the likes of Boris - Karloff I hope as the other dithering halfwit is an embarrassment – and is about a close to the real world as a Turtle Ninja.
Ming the Merciless is just surrounded by the daft, inept and wholly unreal.
BNP, love them or hate them get no representation at all yet Muslim potential terrorists are apparently allowed free access to the oxygen of hate.

What is annoying is that people, the good public, those who sit on juries and make absolutely astoundingly stupid decisions like finding innocent drunkard, dope headed grandmothers who are supposed to love and protect their offspring, they must be the ones who vote for these people .
SMILE.

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Call me!!

A delegate to the RMA’s Trustee Meeting was to check into the sergeants mess at Lympstone and was a bit lonely. So he thought he’d get himself one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths at Exeter St David’s when you're calling for a cab.
He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a several girls calling themselves Erotika Club, lovely girls, bending over in the photo. They had all the right curves in all the right places; beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... well, you can see for yourself.

So he’s in his room and figures, what the heck, I'll give them a call. Afterall, even a dog like me must have a chance with at least one of them.

"Hello?" the woman says. Gosh, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is S-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream... anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
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She says, "That sounds fantastic,
but for the outside line, you need to dial 9 first."

Election to office in the RMA's?

An elderly couple is celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. “Wife”, the old man says,”we have had a wonderful life together. But have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
She hesitates then boldly replies: Yes, Husband, I have been. Three times”
“Three times! How could that happen?”
She replies: “Do you remember when we were so broke that the bank was about to foreclose? And I went to the bank and the next day the bank extended our loan? Well, that was one time….”
“That’s really hard to take,” says he, “but things were bad, so I can forgive you. And the second time?”
“There was that heart problem and you would have to wait two years for the operation. Right after I went to see the doctor he performed the operation almost immediately. That was the second time…”
“I do understand that you did it out of love for me” says he. “So what was the third time?”
Wifey lowers her head and says “Remember when you ran for Chairman of your Royal Marines Association and you needed 62 more votes?”

Smile for the camera

This camera has been rumoured to have been found by the Iraqi New Army of Peace and Humilliation in a studio run by Mad Mulla Omar Kilem. It is just one of thousands waiting to be exposed once the infidels leave, or so rumour goes.

Where the real battle ought to be fought

I wrote to Mr Gordon Marsden MP for Blackpool South and tried to highlight the problems that have emerged with the immigrant population. My letters are treat with disdain, generally ignored and myself treat like a racist. If I can do anything to stop this form of abuse, then yes I am a racist, and proud of it. I advocate deporting the perpetrators of this insidious crime and all their families as a sign that the standards required to live in this country will not be diluted by the liberal minded pinkoes who have never put their lives on the line for this country.
To ALL the MP's who ignore this problem I say, "Now treat the Courts with the same disregard."
Why do I have the feeling that as long as the subject is not homosexual/lesbion related, few politicians could care less?

clipped from www.timesonline.co.uk Grooming of white girls for sex is exposed as two Asian men jailed A hidden world in which Asian men “groom” young white girls for sex has been exposed with the jailing yesterday of two men for child-abuse offences. Zulfqar Hussain, 46, and Qaiser Naveed, 32, from east Lancashire, were each jailed for five years and eight months after exploiting two girls aged under 16 by plying them with alcohol and drugs before having sex with them. Both men pleaded guilty at Preston Crown Court to abduction, sexual activity with a child and the supply of a controlled drug. The trial came amid growing concern at the attitudes of some Asian men towards white girls which campaigners for women claim few people wish to address. Parents have complained that in parts of the country with large Asian communities white girls as young as 12 are being targeted for sex by older Asian men yet the authorities are unwilling to act because of fears of being labelled racist.

Double Standards

Some former soldiers have become used to no standards in life. The latest edict demonstrates the Governments inability to show any standards, least of all to those who deserve more.
When you vote for people who have no concept of what makes a soldier, what do you expect?

clipped from www.thisislondon.co.uk MoD gags military as soldiers banned from blogging The Ministry of Defence has introduced new guidelines to prevent military personnel talking about their experiences as members of the Armed Forces. Soldiers, sailors and air force members will be prevented from blogging, taking part in surveys, speaking in public or posting on bulletin boards, according to The Guardian. They come after the row earlier this year about two members of the Royal Navy selling their stories to the media after being held captive in Iran. Receiving money for interviews, conferences and books which draw on official defence experience has now been banned. But they have provoked condemnation from service personnel, some of whom immediately turned to online forums to talk about their incredulity and confusion about the clampdown.