Happy Bloody New Year

Proud to be White?

Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TV's Seinfeld , makes a
good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments
in his comedy act

Proud To Be White. Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans.
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" ... and that's OK.
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists. If we had White History Month , we'd be racists. If we had any organization for only whites to "advance" OUR lives, we'd be racists.

I received this in an email and was asked to forward it. I do more than that, it is hereby published for all to read.
If I were a British Bobby I could not join the Black Police Federation. As I am not homosexual, black, an illegal immigrant, I feel neglected in my own country where my service has been rewarded by the theft of a massive part of my pension AND no-one seems to care. Thank You Labour and all your supporters.

John Howard – a man’s politician?

Nun in a taxi

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK......

My name is Kevin and I'm a stoker off HMS Cornwall and I’m going to a ship’s reunion party."

Tapping into Canadian culture

An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Saskatchewan woodpecker then challenged the Alberta woodpecker to peck a tree in Saskatchewan that was absolutely un-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Alberta woodpecker expressed confidence said he could do it and accepted the challenge. So the two flew to Saskatchewan where the Alberta woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called un-peckable tree with no problem. Both woodpeckers were terribly confused how each were able to peck the tree in each other's province but not their own. After much woodpecker-pondering they both came to the same conclusion, apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home!

Merry Christmas South Africa.

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Jacob Zuma's?" asked the man.

"Zuma's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe.."

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Well then, don't have a bloody merry Vmas!

Merry Xmas?

The Clans Gathering in the High Lands?
Decades of Social Engineering coming to fruition under Labour. The three wise men have burgled their way from Ullapool to Beswick to lay homage at the baby doll stolen from Mothercare in Edinburgh. The real Baby JC is in a drugs dependency unit in Glasgow as doctors - those not plotting to blow up The Airport - try to wean him off heroin.
Peace and Good Will to All.
Balderdash. Get them Titan prisons built and get this dross off the streets.

Education,edificacion,edukashun

The New Republic of South Moss Side Examinations

Ethnic Examination Authority

MATHEMATICS PAPER 1

Time allowed: Negotiable.

OCTOBER 2008

Examination Instructions

1. Please, write all answers between the lines.

2. No part of this examination paper may be rolled and smoked.

3. No children of students are allowed to participate.

4. Please leave all firearms in possession of community patrol officers.

5. Bribes will be accepted at a minimum of E300.00

6. If this exam does not match the one that you bought in Advance please notify the examiner.

7. The shibeen/offie will be open for thirst quenchers during the examination.

QUESTION 1

Philemon has an AK47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 75 rounds. If he misses 8 out of 10 shots, how many drive-by taxi shootings can he attempt before having to reload?

QUESTION 2

Phineas has a 12-seater minibus. To avoid discomfort he never carries more than 23 people. Assuming each passenger weighs 85 kg, and piles another 35 kg of luggage on the roof, he drives at 140 km/h and that his brakes are 25% efficient, what would his stopping distance be?

a) 300 m

b) 600 m

c) 10 m, as there is another passenger to pick up.

QUESTION 3

Jacob is employed as a gardener for 1 day a week in 3 Households. Assuming that he can make a lawnmower last for 3 months, how many lawnmowers will the households have to purchase over a period of 2 years?

QUESTION 4

In standard 6, Jackson has made 4 girls in his class pregnant and another 6 from other classes. How many girls will he have made pregnant before he leaves school if he Matriculates on his 28th birthday?

QUESTION 5

Samuel and his friends, altogether 6 of them, can each drink 35 bottles per day of Red Label before falling over. How many Brewery trucks do they need to hijack per year to remain permanently pissed? __________________________________________________________

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Next years examination papers issued by a Local Authority, set under supervision of Cremlin Independent Corp, Labor HQ.

Listen with your eyes!

Major Electronics Development Breakthrough!

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music inside women's breasts.

iBoob is expected to be a major break-through, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

They are experimenting with multi-sound!

Female Safety - I'm all for it.

New Car Park in the West Country:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks, especially during evening hours, the Bristol City Council has established a "Women Only" car park at the Cribbs Causeway Shopping Centre. Even the car park attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only car park in the United Kingdom.

They're not all Pole Dancers!

The British public were asked if they were concerned about the number of Polish immigrants flooding into the country.

23% said they thought it was a serious problem which could have long-term effects on the culture of the country.

77% said gsesk bardso mi crucha gdzie djest toaldta.

Father Christmas letters from children 1

Thanks to all those who vote Labour

clipped from news.independent.co.uk The man behind Labour's troubles So what did he want in return for £601,975? David Abrahams and his network of allies – now notorious as Labour's "Friends in the North" – systematically targeted Gordon Brown and some of his most senior cabinet ministers, offering huge donations by proxy to a cash-strapped party. Last night Labour Party MPs and officials were asking themselves with some trepidation: why?

Can you really say that this is not illegal, not immoral and just not down right indecent? Do not tell me that it is incompetence. You do not stuff over 1/2million squiddly dids in your sky rocket because you are incompetent.
You do not put in place an inquiry that is supposed to be impartial then empower within that inquiry former Labour Solicitor General Minister Lord Mackay of Clashfern as an integral part of that inquiry, if you want a quick and honest explanation of facts.

Col. David Watson RM rtd.

clipped from fylde-bootnecks.blogspot.com Colonel David Watson, Royal Marines rtd. RIP Dear Members, It is with much regret that I inform of the death of our President Col. David Watson. He died on Saturday in Malaysia and should be home in a day or two, as soon as I get any details I'll let you know. Sincerely DUSTY notyetavet says: Received 10 minutes ago from the Secretary of the Green Beret Association. A sad message to all true Commandos. It was with regret that ill-health prevented my attendance at this years meeting. Saddest and sincerest condolences to family.

A most likable gentleman, with a strong inner being. All I can say it has been a pleasure to know you.
Farewell until we meet again on that parade ground in another world.

Sale of a LIFETIME

By Auction

The details of every family in the UK
in two tiny discs

Offers please to Gordon Brown, Prime Minister, First Lord of the Chancellery; or the muppet Cabinet, or the Labour Party.

On offer: Details of 25 million families- their banking, their children, their privacy.

To qualify: Villains, paedophiles, fraudsters, terrorists...

decent people may not apply.

This is what you get for voting Labour, Conservative, Liberal, SNP, Plaid Cumbri (cant spell it let alone say it) ...

It's so funny I can hear the crooks laughing all the way to the BANK.
YOUR BANK!

Blackpool gran in passport battle.

Almost ten years ago I wrote to MP Gordon Marsden explaining the insidious ambiguity in the Nationality debate. I used the analogy of a pregnant terrorist being transported through Heathrow to stand trial in a third country, suddenly giving birth at the airport. She and the child would be given sanctuary under ill-conceived British law, yet the children of British servicemen born overseas are not given the same comfort.

I reminded Gordon Marsden of this letter recently and received the same cold shoulder as I received 10 years ago.
Ten years of Labour incompetence, corruption, disregard for Government, abuse of elective powers in not being scrutinized by the electorate, self interest in voting themselves massive pension increases, unaudited expense claims... do I need to go on? I sent a letter to the MP on Sun 04/11/2007 11:10 and received an automatic reply...
And this even though the MP's voted themselves a further £10k per annum for communication with their constituents...when a good computer can be purchased for £200, broadband is free with some suppliers...
What do former soldiers get. A veterans badge!

Your nationality is governed by your genes, your natural history. The millions of Canadian, Australians, South Africans and almost to a man Rhodesians who came to Britain's aid during two World Wars were our kin, cousins, uncles, brothers and sisters. Can we say the same of the thousands of immigrants who, according to Government sources, are planning to murder us?

Northern Rock and Rolling

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What’s your name?''

The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you ?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay, what’s your name?''

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger ?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.''

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral ?''

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

Jugde Kenny Everett back from the DEAD?

clipped from newsbiscuit.com A judge in the United States has been officially reprimanded for sentencing a man to death while dressed in a skeleton costume for Halloween. ‘I don’t know what all the fuss was about’ said Judge Carl Everett from Tallahassee, Florida. ‘It was only a bit of fun to break up the monotony of what’s been a very long trial. My mask wasn’t very scary really, and I did take it off every now and then when it got a bit sweaty inside.’ Inspired by events in the courtroom, the warders on Florida’s Death Row also dressed up, with the result that two prisoners were executed by officers in Halloween fancy dress. ‘Perhaps we should have warned them beforehand, but seeing the Grim Reaper next to the electric chair is one way of learning that your last minute appeal to the Governor has been turned down.’

Judge Everett? No his twin bother Kenny!
Well done, Kenny, the comic genius. You really had your audience dangling from a noose.
To quote this half-wits alter-ego, " Sentenced to Death, only in the best possible taste!"

Green Leader?

Speeding Incident, only in the UK

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick (Scotland /England border) were involved in
an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1
Great North Road

One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to
check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and
was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine
then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the
North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border
district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff
complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. "Thank you for your
message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may
be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had
automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a
jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground
missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the
target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the
missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the
automatic protection system before the missile was launched".

Notareargunner say: for those too young to remember, learn through here

Holiday tips from MoD.

The Captain and crew of HMS Coventry recommend this site for all tourists.

Conservative OWN GOAL

WYRE MP Ben Wallace cannot control his Parliamentary expenses as is proved by the increase of £20,609 last year. An increase of 13.5 per cent on expenses, some of which are "controllable" is a damning indictment of a man who is supposed to represent the people of Wyre, an area with a large number of pensioners whose increase next year is going to be in the region of 3.9 per cent.

Notyetavets says:

They are all at it. Say one thing, do another. Labour is bad, Conservatives are the same.

I am forming the ALL NIGHT DRINKING PARTY. Prospective members contact below.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41

Gaffe of the Air

Sky News Cameron gaffe By Rosa Prince Political Correspondent 30/10/2007

Newsreader Julie Etchingham made an embarrassing on-air gaffe yesterday when she was overheard mocking Tory immigration plans.

The Sky broadcaster joked to colleagues that the Conservatives had a policy of "extermination".

Etchingham, 37, was watching David Cameron deliver a hardline speech on immigration during her live morning show. The Tory leader said: "Let me outline the action that a Conservative government would take. As we have seen, some of the increase in population size results from natural change - birth rates, death rates. Here our policy

At that point Etchingham was clearly heard quipping: "Extermination!"

Sky News apologised, saying: "The off-the-cuff remark was regrettable and not intended for broadcast".

Message from her news employers

"Lovely Julie! You are sacked." now follow that pink pig fling over broadcasting house

Remember Oggie?

The Age of Miracles has not passed (spelled correctly)

Atheists Stunned by Amazing Toast that Does Not Resemble Charles Darwin Whatsoever

clipped from shakespearessister.blogspot.com

Isn't Uncle Sam Great?

Breaking News.

Government has ordered the first of a new class of frigit, the Lesbos class. Specially designed to protect dykes on Dartmoor, with no need for engines as they can't go anywhere, no need for armaments because the mist will defend it, also gun drill is outlawed under health ans safety legislation and gun manuals place in museums alongside Naval guns from Coventry; just nice and cosy double bunks and soothing music instead of pipes. Royal Marines will no longer be required to protect the Officers from the rabble as no-one knows who the rabble is - future King Billy and his drunkard pals, never! They would never have got a look in, in the old Blue Pig and the proper rough cider at 11d per pint (that's less then 5 pence in this Mickey Mouse money). Green Berets will be presented to all females who fail the Commando course more than twice, cadets over seventeen stone, DJ's and ancient camera men, and the Army Intelligence Corp - does oxymoron mean nothing?
School children will have to learn that Nottingham is an isolate rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with £240m of scrap dumped on it.

A good run ashore - when we had a Navy

Those were the days?

Springbok secret weapon - twin hookers

Life on the Beach.

This image was not taken from the latest "Commando - On the Front Line" episode, although the No 1 request so far has been for the bootneck washing the back of his foreskin, and that's only from the Liberal Party. This is what you can do before you join 42Cdo.





And this is what you look like when you're a forty somefing former Roughie Toughie Commando. :)

Once a jyree, always a jyreen!

Hearts and Minds US Marines style

Blind Man in a Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an “all girls” biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'



The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

The Fighting Temeraire
Henry Newbolt

It was eight bells ringing,
For the morning watch was done,
And the gunner’s lads were singing
As they polished every gun.
It was eight bells ringing,
And the gunner’s lads were singing,
For the ship she rode a-swinging,
As they polished every gun.

Oh! to see the linstock lighting,
Temeraire! Temeraire!
Oh! to hear the round shot biting,
Temeraire! Temeraire!

Oh! to see the linstock lighting,
And to hear the round shot biting,
For we’re all in love with fighting
On the fighting Temeraire.

It was noontide ringing,
And the battle just begun,
When the ship her way was winging,
As they loaded every gun.
It was noontide ringing,
When the ship her way was winging,
And the gunner’s lads were singing
As they loaded every gun.

There’ll be many grim and gory,
Temeraire! Temeraire!
There’ll be few to tell the story,
Temeraire! Temeraire!

There’ll be many grim and gory,
There’ll be few to tell the story,
But we’ll all be one in glory
With the Fighting Temeraire.

There’s a far bell ringing
At the setting of the sun,
And a phantom voice is singing
Of the great days done.
There’s a far bell ringing,
And a phantom voice is singing
Of renown for ever clinging
To the great days done.

Now the sunset breezes shiver,
Temeraire! Temeraire!
And she’s fading down the river,
Temeraire! Temeraire!

Now the sunset’s breezes shiver,
And she’s fading down the river,
But in England’s song for ever
She’s the Fighting Temeraire.

Australia V. England - no wonder they keep winning

AUSTRALIAN BUSH ETIQUETTE

IN GENERAL.
1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your Ute and trailer to the funeral.

DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine from the cask, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using ones OWN Ute keys. 2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money. 3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days. 4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no; it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.

DATING
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook - especially on the first date. 2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the dunny door two years ago." 3. Establish with her parents what time she's expected back home. Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to withdraw from the date ASAP.

THEATRE ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends. 2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.

WEDDINGS
1.. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing someone's bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. 3. The groom, at least, should rent a tux. A tracksuit, even with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper, can create a tacky appearance. 4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for that sorta occasion.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your guns are loaded and the roo is in your rifle sight. 2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roobar doesn't always have the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

Excuse me! Australia 10 England 12 ehehehehhheeeheehhee - no gloating we are English!

Brown follows Blair's lead.

Silly season really is here.
The major parties are nit picking over words. The PM is flown around with a squadron of helicoptors as escort. Soldiers fighting battles in Afghanistan have no air cover...

clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk 'Cynical' Brown accused of electioneering as he announces 1,000 troops home from Iraq by Christmas Senior Conservatives led by David Cameron said the Prime Minister had broken a promise to tell Parliament first after he announced troop withdrawals on a surprise visit to Baghdad.

These 10 Glorious Years

To balance this blog I have decide to publish Labour’s achievements over the past ten years as they effect on the disabled, the aged and the disenfranchised. I ought not to have to highlight 10 years of shame, but for Labour Party voters, here goes.
Good actions 1997-2007

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Reality 1997-2007
Theft of pensions
Poor management on Foot & Mouth 2001, Foot & Mouth 2007???
Death of the Regiments
Sinking of the Navy- do not mention women drivers or Nottingham, ipods or jaunts up Iraqi rivers
Clipping the wings of the RAF –no fire retardant fuel tanks – helicopters with no night flying capability
80 hidden taxes that hurt mainly the poor
Slow to renationalise the trains – now the worst service in the first world
Lying about immigration
Not able to get a grips with gun crime – unless prosecuting soldiers
An illegal WAR in Iraq
Keeping pensions in line with inflation? – while rates up av. 200%. Water rates 37% in 2 years, electricity up 40% in 2 years, bread, potatoes and basics up 100 in the past 6 months etcetera
No effective controls on spending in the NHS
No dentists for NHS
Removal of L1 in Blackpool leaving hundreds of disabled with long walks to nearest bus stop
Giving sanctuary to every bleeding heart without testing each case
Not removing foreign criminals
Introduction of 3000 plus new laws without proper parliamentary scrutiny
Destruction of individual rights
Imposing a divide between Parliament and the People
Allowing Radio 5 and others to give voice to foreign bigots but not British minority parties
KILLING OF DEMOCRACY
Add your own

10 glorious years?

How the Conservatives treat their true members

Come on Margaret. You have been around long enough to know that politics do not exist in Blackpool. You either tow the line or you are out.
Whenever has anyone in Conservative Central Office listened to anything anyone has said unless it eminated from Eton College?
Suggestion. Make your rock and have Eton Mafia enbossed in BLUE.

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk North West: Blackpool rock Every year Margaret Gough who is a member of the Blackpool South Conservative Association sells sticks of rock with the name of the current party leader written through it to raise funds.

Civil SERVANT.

This reminds me of the day I was released from Queen Mary's hoospital on cruthes and had to go to 'sign on'. A civil servant of African origin threatened to have me arrested because I created Cain after being made to wait from opening to closing time - without being interviewed. Had I been an illegal with a few spare illegal pounds stirling in my boat hook, no doubt the ethically correct civil service would have serviced my needs. I doubt it. Legitimate servants always appear to be disposable - another empty bottle.

clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk Police hunt illegal immigrants after civil servants helped them get passports Police are hunting illegal immigrants who acquired genuine British passports with the help of two corrupt civil servants. Jobcentre employee Charles Myton, 28, of Tooting, was facing jail today for signing seven fraudulent passport applications in a four-month period in 2003. He was being sentenced at Croydon Crown Court after being found guilty of seven counts of forgery. Valentina Costley, 43, of Deptford, charged people up to £3,000 to falsely complete passport applications on their behalf. Others whose passport applications were signed by Costley included a drug dealer and someone with a violent criminal record. Det Insp Nick Downing of Operation Maxim which tackles immigration crime, said: "We do not know who these people are but they are travelling around the country with genuine British passports.

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