Wednesday 2 April 2008

Blind date?


Harriet to turn Queens Evidence on corrupt Labour! Here she is on her way to Court to give a sworn affidavit on The Dodgey Dossier, MP's expenses, Minister's spouses, election rigging...bollacks...there's too many to mention.

There's no truth at all in the rumour that she's f*7cking a Black man and she has to go out in disguise and the two fell'a in the back are part of the gang bang. If they're from the Met they are probably "not that way inclined".

Peckham is the safest Borough in Johannesburg. Pity it's in London. The stab jacket - oh! how you can play on those words - is in fact a tit holder for flat chested women with fat arses, so why are you wearing it Harriet? Oh, you're on a safe building site are you? Nice one. Tell that to the Marines - two more KIA in your dubious war this week.

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