Tuesday 19 August 2008

Blond of the day (joke!)

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and can't find where it is and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, “we don't have any.”

''But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde.

The pharmacist then takes her to a section of the store and says "This is the only kind of deodorant that we carry it and it is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.''

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...

(Are you ready for this one!?)

'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.'

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