Guido Fawkes’s views

Wrong Phone

Frying Pan

A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up
behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for? He asks.
"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name "Mary Ellen written on it," she replies.
"Don't be silly, " he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horse I bet on".
His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.
When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?"
"Your fucken horse phoned!"

Please take this test.

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has got it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question:

What is her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer]

Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my email list.

Business Card

Also sides in family counselling.

Robert Mugabe - very young.

I just got a childhood photo of the young Robert Mugabe..........

Yep still biting the hand that feeds him.

Einstein works on the future fuel problems

Letter to American President

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

E70H-SSV-077EH

Bush was baffled, so he showed it to his National Security Advisor & Condoleeza Rice. Condi and her aides hadn't a clue either, so they sent it to the Secret Service. They passed it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI5 & 6 ,Mossad & even the FSB[formerly known as the KGB].

Eventually, at the point of despair, they asked for help from every possible quarter.

Within a minute of receiving it, a Strathclyde Traffic Cop e-mailed the White House with this reply:

'Tell yer President he's haudin' the message upside doon.'

As seen in Boris's London

Sex, sun and double standards

Which one of the other two is he paying? And for what?

clipped from www.newsoftheworld.co.uk Top Tory Lord Laidlaw's sex games with 4 girls, one gigolo and a tri-lingual bisexual He gets into bed with Tories for £6m.. and hookers for £3,000 a night A TOP Tory paymaster is today exposed as a sex addict hooked on orgies with £3,000-a-night vice girls. A News of the World investigation has revealed the sex-mad baron hires up to FIVE vice girls at a time for all-night orgies of spanking, bondage and lesbian lust at his Monaco tax haven.