Barack Obama with the Indian Nations

WALKING EAGLE aka Barack Obama

I have always said the white man screwed the INDIANS not those other people...hurray for my INDIANS...

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing Native Americans present standard of living, should HE one day become the President.

HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about this future idea for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs as to how they came to select the new name they had given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s@#$ it can no longer fly.