ONLY IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!

A coloured drunk man walking past a river sees a priest baptizing his people and decides to go for a baptism.
The priest baptises his people by dunking their heads into the water and asks, "Have you seen Jesus?"
The people respond "Yes, I've seen Jesus".

When it was the drunkard's turn, the priest dunked his head into the water and pulled him out and asked him

"Have you seen Jesus?" He said no, so the priest put his head back into the water for a few more seconds and again asked "Have you seen Jesus?" The drunkard replied "No old man."

Angrily, the priest dunked his head for a much longer time and pulled the drunkard's head out and asked him "Have you seen Jesus?"

The drunkard replied, "Ek se my broer,........... are you sure he fell into this river?"