Civil SERVANT.

This reminds me of the day I was released from Queen Mary's hoospital on cruthes and had to go to 'sign on'. A civil servant of African origin threatened to have me arrested because I created Cain after being made to wait from opening to closing time - without being interviewed. Had I been an illegal with a few spare illegal pounds stirling in my boat hook, no doubt the ethically correct civil service would have serviced my needs. I doubt it. Legitimate servants always appear to be disposable - another empty bottle.

clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk Police hunt illegal immigrants after civil servants helped them get passports Police are hunting illegal immigrants who acquired genuine British passports with the help of two corrupt civil servants. Jobcentre employee Charles Myton, 28, of Tooting, was facing jail today for signing seven fraudulent passport applications in a four-month period in 2003. He was being sentenced at Croydon Crown Court after being found guilty of seven counts of forgery. Valentina Costley, 43, of Deptford, charged people up to £3,000 to falsely complete passport applications on their behalf. Others whose passport applications were signed by Costley included a drug dealer and someone with a violent criminal record. Det Insp Nick Downing of Operation Maxim which tackles immigration crime, said: "We do not know who these people are but they are travelling around the country with genuine British passports.

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Do your political leaders look like this?

Gordon Brown has beliefs and wants to save Africa - unfortunately he can do nothing for former servicemen?
David Cameron has ensconced himself with all (too many) former school buddies and take advice from the likes of Boris - Karloff I hope as the other dithering halfwit is an embarrassment – and is about a close to the real world as a Turtle Ninja.
Ming the Merciless is just surrounded by the daft, inept and wholly unreal.
BNP, love them or hate them get no representation at all yet Muslim potential terrorists are apparently allowed free access to the oxygen of hate.

What is annoying is that people, the good public, those who sit on juries and make absolutely astoundingly stupid decisions like finding innocent drunkard, dope headed grandmothers who are supposed to love and protect their offspring, they must be the ones who vote for these people .
SMILE.

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Call me!!

A delegate to the RMA’s Trustee Meeting was to check into the sergeants mess at Lympstone and was a bit lonely. So he thought he’d get himself one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths at Exeter St David’s when you're calling for a cab.
He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a several girls calling themselves Erotika Club, lovely girls, bending over in the photo. They had all the right curves in all the right places; beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up... well, you can see for yourself.

So he’s in his room and figures, what the heck, I'll give them a call. Afterall, even a dog like me must have a chance with at least one of them.

"Hello?" the woman says. Gosh, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be honest with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is S-e-x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring your implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream... anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
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She says, "That sounds fantastic,
but for the outside line, you need to dial 9 first."

Election to office in the RMA's?

An elderly couple is celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. “Wife”, the old man says,”we have had a wonderful life together. But have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
She hesitates then boldly replies: Yes, Husband, I have been. Three times”
“Three times! How could that happen?”
She replies: “Do you remember when we were so broke that the bank was about to foreclose? And I went to the bank and the next day the bank extended our loan? Well, that was one time….”
“That’s really hard to take,” says he, “but things were bad, so I can forgive you. And the second time?”
“There was that heart problem and you would have to wait two years for the operation. Right after I went to see the doctor he performed the operation almost immediately. That was the second time…”
“I do understand that you did it out of love for me” says he. “So what was the third time?”
Wifey lowers her head and says “Remember when you ran for Chairman of your Royal Marines Association and you needed 62 more votes?”