
This camera has been rumoured to have been found by the Iraqi New Army of Peace and Humilliation in a studio run by Mad Mulla Omar Kilem. It is just one of thousands waiting to be exposed once the infidels leave, or so rumour goes.
Battle, skirmish or all out War, those empty bottles have a score To settle with those enemies of you and me and our democracy. Because empty bottles are fighting men, who protect us all, again and again And depart the field not to a hero’s chant, and feast NOT in fancy restaurants. Awaiting him is no adulation, the best wishes of a grateful Nation Just a Badge he can wear in a Tesco’s queue. Just a Veterans Badge for a debt so huge.
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