Rangers dressing room

Picture the scene.

The Rangers dressing room before the old firm game and the players are about to get their team talk.

"Right lads I want 110% commitment from the word go against these bastards. Remember they are all f#ckin fenians and are full of tattie-munching bogtrotters from the Emerald Isle.

I don't care if u kick, punch or headbutt your way to victory. Good luck and God save the Queen".

Then Walter Smith walks in and says "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here".