How to get to Heaven in Scotland

Best read in yer broadest Scottish accent.

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they
Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
Tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out, 'YUV GOTTAE BE FUCKN' DEED..........'