A vicar books into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.'
'No,' she says, 'it's just regular porn you sick bastard.'
Battle, skirmish or all out War, those empty bottles have a score To settle with those enemies of you and me and our democracy. Because empty bottles are fighting men, who protect us all, again and again And depart the field not to a hero’s chant, and feast NOT in fancy restaurants. Awaiting him is no adulation, the best wishes of a grateful Nation Just a Badge he can wear in a Tesco’s queue. Just a Veterans Badge for a debt so huge.
A vicar books into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.'
'No,' she says, 'it's just regular porn you sick bastard.'
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