Monday, 27 October 2008
Porno Vicar?
A vicar books into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.'
'No,' she says, 'it's just regular porn you sick bastard.'
Friday, 24 October 2008
Now here is a thought . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, try this:
a. Go to
b. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.
c. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors...
d. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
e. Procreate abundantly.
f. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'
g. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
h. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise.
i. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
j. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent
k. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq
l. Drive around with no MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
m. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..
n. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
It would never happen in
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq
Saturday, 4 October 2008
Murder victim in Todmorden
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No matter who or what created the character of this young Englishman, he did not deserve to be murdered on the streets of Todmorden.
Close scrutiny of this boy's history shows the dire pits into which the Social Services in Britain have fallen. The cases of mal-management are legend, but this over paid bureaucratic self opinionated shower of professionals keep making the very same basic errors. Too much eduction and no involvement of reality? They go to work five mornings a week, make occasional house calls, collect their expense claims, and at four-thirty go to the pub to tell their fellow workers what good eggs they are. Having pushed a puerile mountain of paper from desk to desk to satisfy their political chums, you can see them scanning their offices with enormous grins on their stupid faces..."look Indabaningi, my pile is bigger then yours". They are cracked and need overhauling with a yard brush. Just a suggestion. Why not employ the thousands of former policemen and servicemen, who have a grasp of life, to assist these dim witted academics?
Had they done their job correctly, this young man would not have thought there was a need for him to carry and use a knife on some other young person. Social Service employees are so much like their worthless employers, the politician, that it is impossible to tell them apart.
To both...just remember you are supposed to work for us, not against and for yourselves.
Close scrutiny of this boy's history shows the dire pits into which the Social Services in Britain have fallen. The cases of mal-management are legend, but this over paid bureaucratic self opinionated shower of professionals keep making the very same basic errors. Too much eduction and no involvement of reality? They go to work five mornings a week, make occasional house calls, collect their expense claims, and at four-thirty go to the pub to tell their fellow workers what good eggs they are. Having pushed a puerile mountain of paper from desk to desk to satisfy their political chums, you can see them scanning their offices with enormous grins on their stupid faces..."look Indabaningi, my pile is bigger then yours". They are cracked and need overhauling with a yard brush. Just a suggestion. Why not employ the thousands of former policemen and servicemen, who have a grasp of life, to assist these dim witted academics?
Had they done their job correctly, this young man would not have thought there was a need for him to carry and use a knife on some other young person. Social Service employees are so much like their worthless employers, the politician, that it is impossible to tell them apart.
To both...just remember you are supposed to work for us, not against and for yourselves.
Police escort for foreign murderer
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Is Jacqui Spliff still on duty, or has she joined the Nu Lieber Party to welcome the Prince of Darkness back to the trough?
Not only have they lost all moral consciousness, but their brazen disregard of the historic position of public representative and the covenant they have with the British people leads one to think we ought to just leave on mass, and let them all fester in their own stupidity.
Deport this murderer now and investigate everyone who has had any association with him.
Not only have they lost all moral consciousness, but their brazen disregard of the historic position of public representative and the covenant they have with the British people leads one to think we ought to just leave on mass, and let them all fester in their own stupidity.
Deport this murderer now and investigate everyone who has had any association with him.
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