Email symbols.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(

Well, how about some 'ArseICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around.

(_x_)
Kiss my arse(Peter Hain to the electorate)

(_X_)

leave my arse alone (Gorgon Brown to the News Media)

(_zzz_)

a tired arse (Conservative Grandees on sleaze)

(_E=mc²_)

a smart arses (Labour MP's trying to explain expenses and donations)

(_$_)
Money coming out of his arse (Peter Hain or George Osborne)

(_?_)

Dumb Arse (the electorate)