Tuesday 20 November 2007

Jugde Kenny Everett back from the DEAD?

clipped from newsbiscuit.com

A judge in the United States has been officially reprimanded for sentencing a man to death while dressed in a skeleton costume for Halloween.

‘I don’t know what all the fuss was about’ said Judge Carl Everett from Tallahassee, Florida. ‘It was only a bit of fun to break up the monotony of what’s been a very long trial. My mask wasn’t very scary really, and I did take it off every now and then when it got a bit sweaty inside.’

Inspired by events in the courtroom, the warders on Florida’s Death Row also dressed up, with the result that two prisoners were executed by officers in Halloween fancy dress. ‘Perhaps we should have warned them beforehand, but seeing the Grim Reaper next to the electric chair is one way of learning that your last minute appeal to the Governor has been turned down.’

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Judge Everett? No his twin bother Kenny!
Well done, Kenny, the comic genius. You really had your audience dangling from a noose.
To quote this half-wits alter-ego, " Sentenced to Death, only in the best possible taste!"

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