Thanks to all those who vote Labour

clipped from news.independent.co.uk The man behind Labour's troubles So what did he want in return for £601,975? David Abrahams and his network of allies – now notorious as Labour's "Friends in the North" – systematically targeted Gordon Brown and some of his most senior cabinet ministers, offering huge donations by proxy to a cash-strapped party. Last night Labour Party MPs and officials were asking themselves with some trepidation: why?

Can you really say that this is not illegal, not immoral and just not down right indecent? Do not tell me that it is incompetence. You do not stuff over 1/2million squiddly dids in your sky rocket because you are incompetent.
You do not put in place an inquiry that is supposed to be impartial then empower within that inquiry former Labour Solicitor General Minister Lord Mackay of Clashfern as an integral part of that inquiry, if you want a quick and honest explanation of facts.

Col. David Watson RM rtd.

clipped from fylde-bootnecks.blogspot.com Colonel David Watson, Royal Marines rtd. RIP Dear Members, It is with much regret that I inform of the death of our President Col. David Watson. He died on Saturday in Malaysia and should be home in a day or two, as soon as I get any details I'll let you know. Sincerely DUSTY notyetavet says: Received 10 minutes ago from the Secretary of the Green Beret Association. A sad message to all true Commandos. It was with regret that ill-health prevented my attendance at this years meeting. Saddest and sincerest condolences to family.

A most likable gentleman, with a strong inner being. All I can say it has been a pleasure to know you.
Farewell until we meet again on that parade ground in another world.

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Offers please to Gordon Brown, Prime Minister, First Lord of the Chancellery; or the muppet Cabinet, or the Labour Party.

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To qualify: Villains, paedophiles, fraudsters, terrorists...

decent people may not apply.

This is what you get for voting Labour, Conservative, Liberal, SNP, Plaid Cumbri (cant spell it let alone say it) ...

It's so funny I can hear the crooks laughing all the way to the BANK.
YOUR BANK!

Blackpool gran in passport battle.

Almost ten years ago I wrote to MP Gordon Marsden explaining the insidious ambiguity in the Nationality debate. I used the analogy of a pregnant terrorist being transported through Heathrow to stand trial in a third country, suddenly giving birth at the airport. She and the child would be given sanctuary under ill-conceived British law, yet the children of British servicemen born overseas are not given the same comfort.

I reminded Gordon Marsden of this letter recently and received the same cold shoulder as I received 10 years ago.
Ten years of Labour incompetence, corruption, disregard for Government, abuse of elective powers in not being scrutinized by the electorate, self interest in voting themselves massive pension increases, unaudited expense claims... do I need to go on? I sent a letter to the MP on Sun 04/11/2007 11:10 and received an automatic reply...
And this even though the MP's voted themselves a further £10k per annum for communication with their constituents...when a good computer can be purchased for £200, broadband is free with some suppliers...
What do former soldiers get. A veterans badge!

Your nationality is governed by your genes, your natural history. The millions of Canadian, Australians, South Africans and almost to a man Rhodesians who came to Britain's aid during two World Wars were our kin, cousins, uncles, brothers and sisters. Can we say the same of the thousands of immigrants who, according to Government sources, are planning to murder us?

Northern Rock and Rolling

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What’s your name?''

The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you ?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay, what’s your name?''

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger ?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.''

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral ?''

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

Jugde Kenny Everett back from the DEAD?

clipped from newsbiscuit.com A judge in the United States has been officially reprimanded for sentencing a man to death while dressed in a skeleton costume for Halloween. ‘I don’t know what all the fuss was about’ said Judge Carl Everett from Tallahassee, Florida. ‘It was only a bit of fun to break up the monotony of what’s been a very long trial. My mask wasn’t very scary really, and I did take it off every now and then when it got a bit sweaty inside.’ Inspired by events in the courtroom, the warders on Florida’s Death Row also dressed up, with the result that two prisoners were executed by officers in Halloween fancy dress. ‘Perhaps we should have warned them beforehand, but seeing the Grim Reaper next to the electric chair is one way of learning that your last minute appeal to the Governor has been turned down.’

Judge Everett? No his twin bother Kenny!
Well done, Kenny, the comic genius. You really had your audience dangling from a noose.
To quote this half-wits alter-ego, " Sentenced to Death, only in the best possible taste!"

Green Leader?

Speeding Incident, only in the UK

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick (Scotland /England border) were involved in
an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1
Great North Road

One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to
check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and
was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine
then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it.

The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the
North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border
district.

Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff
complaint to the RAF Liaison office.

Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style. "Thank you for your
message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may
be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had
automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a
jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, the Sidewinder Air-to-ground
missiles aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also locked on to the
target. Fortunately the Dutch pilot flying the Tornado responded to the
missile status alert intelligently and was able to override the
automatic protection system before the missile was launched".

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The Captain and crew of HMS Coventry recommend this site for all tourists.

Conservative OWN GOAL

WYRE MP Ben Wallace cannot control his Parliamentary expenses as is proved by the increase of £20,609 last year. An increase of 13.5 per cent on expenses, some of which are "controllable" is a damning indictment of a man who is supposed to represent the people of Wyre, an area with a large number of pensioners whose increase next year is going to be in the region of 3.9 per cent.

Notyetavets says:

They are all at it. Say one thing, do another. Labour is bad, Conservatives are the same.

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