Tuesday 21 July 2009

Tour de France - 1940

Can you spot Mark Cavandish in his camouflage jersey???
Emails to German Army HQ, Nato.
Message: "See Fritz, you too can die in Afghanistan, if your Parliament had the bottle to commit."

Asking for a HUG.



Almost worth loosing your dislike of women? Sorry, politicians!!!

Friday 10 July 2009

Broon resigns

At last Gordon Brown decided to throw the towel in and resign. His cabinet colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive
after him. So a senior 'Sir Humphrey' went from
Whitehall to the National
Railway Museum
at York, to investigate the possibilities.
"They have a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a specially-sought
consultant told the top civil servant. "Mostly freight locomotives though."
"Oh! dear, that's not very fitting for a Prime Minister," said Sir Humphrey. "How
about that big green one, over there?" he said, pointing to 4472.
"That's already got a name" said the consultant. "It's called 'Flying Scotsman'."
"Oh. Couldn't it be renamed?" asked Sir Humphrey. "This is a national Museum
after all, funded by the taxpayer."
"I suppose it might be considered," said the consultant. "After all the LNER renamed a number of their locomotives after directors of the Company, and even renamed one of them Dwight D Eisenhower."
"That's excellent", said Sir Humphrey, "So that's settled then, let's look at renaming 4472. But how much will it cost? We can't spend too much, given the expenses scandal!"
Well, said the consultant, "We could always just paint out the 'F'."