Battle, skirmish or all out War, those empty bottles have a score
To settle with those enemies of you and me and our democracy.
Because empty bottles are fighting men, who protect us all, again and again
And depart the field not to a hero’s chant, and feast NOT in fancy restaurants.
Awaiting him is no adulation, the best wishes of a grateful Nation
Just a Badge he can wear in a Tesco’s queue. Just a Veterans Badge for a debt so huge.
Monday, 5 January 2009
I'm a Fireman!!
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.
A women asks, 'What are you?' He says, 'I'm a Fireman' 'But you're only wearing a glass jar?', says the woman. 'Exactly!' says the man.'In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can!'
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