cabbage heads are empty-bottles

Battle, skirmish or all out War, those empty bottles have a score To settle with those enemies of you and me and our democracy. Because empty bottles are fighting men, who protect us all, again and again And depart the field not to a hero’s chant, and feast NOT in fancy restaurants. Awaiting him is no adulation, the best wishes of a grateful Nation Just a Badge he can wear in a Tesco’s queue. Just a Veterans Badge for a debt so huge.

Monday, 29 April 2013

Out of the mouths of Babes

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I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven... I asked them, ...
Friday, 12 April 2013

On a lighter note

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The Suicide Bomber according to BILLY
Monday, 18 March 2013

Burnleeh 'uracane Appele

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BURNLEY   HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit the East ...

Lance Armstrong OBE- Other Buggers Expense

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Lance Armstrong I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, Especially after what he ...
Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Out of the mouths of...

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I was in a pet shop last week when I noticed a Muslim with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on his shoulder… "...
Thursday, 21 February 2013

Horsing around

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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting today .  The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses. ...
Thursday, 1 March 2012

Dr Livingstone Home from Afrika

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Good news, Scotland.  The intrepid Celtic explorer has returned to his native Ffyfe with a dead yellowish secretary bird on his arm. W...
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