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I was in a pet shop last week when I noticed a Muslim with the most amazingly coloured parrot perched on his shoulder… "Where did you get that from?" I asked, Christmas Island,Australia,!!! there's f’kin thousands of them!"--said the Parrot…!! |
Battle, skirmish or all out War, those empty bottles have a score To settle with those enemies of you and me and our democracy. Because empty bottles are fighting men, who protect us all, again and again And depart the field not to a hero’s chant, and feast NOT in fancy restaurants. Awaiting him is no adulation, the best wishes of a grateful Nation Just a Badge he can wear in a Tesco’s queue. Just a Veterans Badge for a debt so huge.
Wednesday, 27 February 2013
Out of the mouths of...
Thursday, 21 February 2013
Horsing around
Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol,
starting today.
The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses.