Thursday 6 May 2010

Run ashore


Bootneck walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Steinlager.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Steinlager?"
Bootneck replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to I was
fucking skint."
Barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bootneck replies, "Skint's my dog."